Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Jen: I’m guessing he’s a bear shifter but these covers make it appear the romance is between the guy and the bear. And this bear looks unhappy with the guy.
Sarah: The bear totally saw a suspicious text message come in, and is very upset. Poor bear.
Tara: Maybe the bear’s just not that into him?
Sarah: Well they bearly dated so maybe you’re right!
Lara: That bear is thinking, ‘this clown’s version of tidying up after supper is to just put the whole pan of leftovers in the fridge. Fuck Tupperware’
Sneezy: My grandma had I think three full sized fridges and maybe a freezer, and she had never done that. Which is to say, if the bear tells on him to my grandma…
Elyse: It’s a bib-cape
Also something behind him is on fire.
Amanda: I’m getting barber cape vibes for sure.
Sarah: This season’s collection from Completely Impractical Armour Atelier is really something. His nipples look disappointed.
Tara: Do you think he’s shaved so clean because it makes him more aerodynamic in battle?
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Elyse: Time to stop corset training my dude.
Shana: That hair looks like a cheap Halloween wig
Maya: And it looks like they put the wig on backwards
Tara: How does that teeny tiny waist hold up that big ol’ torso?
Amanda: Definitely some structural integrity issues.
Sarah: Something something more impossible beauty and body expectations mutter mutter growl.
From Karen: While it’s not awful-awful, I cringe and/or laugh every time I see that too-small hat perched on the model’s head.
Sarah: My kids had Toy Story dress up costumes and I would swear that’s Woody’s hat.
Karen follows up: It turns out it’s part of a series and they all suffer from hat fails.
Sarah: Is the too-small hat meant to…suggest something about his size?
Carrie: I have a Woody from Toy Story toy and take it from me, no power on this earth will make that hat stay on.
Amanda: I’m sad the hat doesn’t stay on during the shift.